Why Otters Don't Wear Socks and other poems
Roger Stevens
Ages 7 to 962 pages
Synopsis
This stupendous new collection from Roger Stevens contains: laughs (including chuckles, guffaws and grins); sad moments (some); thrills (many); rhymes; haikus; rude words; adjectives (assorted); made-up words (including Wham-wig); nonsense and a fat penguin called Pete.
Farewell, Pete
I had a little dionsaur
Nothing would it eat
But a chocolate cupcake
And my best mate, Pete